Ten Reasons

2002-05-13 - 12:20 a.m.

Top ten reasons why I am better than everyone else:

1)I am cool.

2)I rule.

3)I don't drool.

4)I went to school.

5)I look better than a mule.

6)I'm not a tool.

7)I'm no fool.

8)I don't eat gruel (but I can if I want to).

9)I'm like psychic fuel.

10)I can win a duel.

Thank you. I wanted to make myself feel better. The rhyming helped.

Cheers,

The Magus

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